23 July 2008

Day 4.

video
Featuring:
Amanda L. Stoddard as herself
Kaden James Wright as "Jacks"
Ashton Parker Wright
Victor Isaac Graves

No animals were harmed in the shooting of this film.

Due to a low budget, more accuracy could not be resolved. But, here's a picture of a Jack Russell Terrier, the vicious scallywag, for the benefit of your imagination.



Some of you [dear readers] may be asking, “What was with the raccoon, baby, dumpsters, etc.? Why all the lies?” And you may feel betrayed.

My motive was to tell people a good story. There’s nothing heroic about trying to pick up a dog. In fact, an unprovoked dog attack is not only pathetic, it’s also unfair. But . . . if I was attacked by a rabid raccoon while trying to save a baby in a dumpster in a less-developed country? That is both interesting, heroic, and totally worth the surgery that my face will most likely eventually require.


Oh, and this picture is DAY 4.

3 comments:

dav`d said...

that video was hilarious. and i totally understand the extraneous stories recounting the injurious offense which got you into this predicament. i'm just a worse...erm, liar, than you are, and tell lame, truthful stories when i detail various injuries. tears. jealousy.

and that sounds like a weird doctor's office. although, it sounds like a place i should go, where was it located? i just...hate. hate. hate. how CLEAN and STALE hospitals tend to be. hm. and plastic surgeons do so much more than boobs. my father would not have a face due to hair lip/cleft palate were it not for pioneering plastic surgeons in the 40s and 50s. :). so on.

Cookie Dough Bandits said...

Oh my gracious! I am tragically unable to view your video here at this computer but I'm pretty sure I've got the general idea and I am very much looking forward to watching it in the future.
This sounds like a horribly dreadful experience... that is TERRIFYING! you poor poor girl. How are you holding up now?
P.S. Due to blogs like this, I am developing a wretched habit of snickering in the corner all alone ...in a public computer lab like one of "those" people that I so often mock. Serves me right I guess. At any rate, thanks for the commical recap!

Bakes. said...

hahahahahaahha!!!! that video was absolutely beautiful!!! and also, delightfully awkward! haha

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