On the left, my pre-hospital exploits.
It was my first trip to the ER. How exciting. (Oh, and by the way, I do realize that my zipper is down in this picture. I can't really help it. For some reason, on these pants it WILL NOT stay up. It's broken or something. But I still wear them.)
Obviously it didn't do much for the swelling.
Yeah. Well, I was attacked by a bear. When I was camping in the dumpster. In Guadalajara.
Oh wait, that's a lie. Really, it was dog. A cute little jack russell terrier that I was being friendly to! Or that's what I thought at least.
Questions? Go ahead.
7 comments:
Um, you must clarify this story! A dog did that? And how did it get to your face? Did it claw you or bite you? Must know! I hope it doesn't hurt too much and that you recover soon!
oh my gosh! i was always a cat person. case in point.
OH NO! I'm so sorry! What happened? My father-in-law saw the pictures, and he said he just read that Jack Russell's are on the top 5 list of most vicious dogs. Poor Amanda!!!
oh my goodness! Note to self never try to be friendly to a Jack Russell terrier. How are you holding up? My only other question is what are you using to hold the corn to your face?
I would have noticed that your zipper was down had you not drawn my attention to it. Ha ha ha!
And I hate how blogger refuses to capitalize names on comments.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I love that you strapped the corn to your face! I just got my wisdom teeth out and it does get tiresome to have to hold frozen vegetables to your face all day.
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