It is my constitutional right to stay asleep.

My roommate (who shall remain unnamed) likes me to wake her up in the mornings. This is uncomfortable for me (I don't really feel like I'm doing a service when I'm purposely being annoying), but I do so per her request. This morning was no exception.

And, like every other morning, she put up a fight.

"What does the fifth amendment say?" she asked.

"Freedom of speech?" Clearly she is not fully conscious, I thought.

I half expected her to be picketing with a sign that said, "America is about doing what you want. And that includes staying in bed! [So says...one of the amendments to the Constitution.]"