Last week, I was contacted by Jehovah's witnesses and Satan, all in the same day.
I was walking, talking on the telly-phony, on my way to campus. As I approached campus, an old man extended his hand to proffer me a publication called Awake!. ("Do you know I go to BYU?") I took it and carried it around in my bag all day.
Then, at work, I received a text message.
From: Satan
"How is your day?"
I replied,
"Oh, you know . . ."
7 hours ago
3 comments:
hahahaha! You seriously crack me up! Though I'm guessing there is some background to this story I may be missing. Nontheless I was cracking up.
Oh, that is fantastic!!! I had a surprisingly similar experience once. I saw a baby that looked EXACTLY like Lord Voldemort in the movie (the 4th one, I think?) where he's got a little tiny body and they drop him in the cauldron and Peter Pettigrew cuts off his hand--you know what I'm talking about? The baby looked JUST like him in that movie, before he turned into a big scary man. And then, same day, I saw Bonnie D. Parkin, RS general president, at Macey's, and I'm sure it was her because Jeff followed her around the entire store to try and get a better look at her. Quite the contrast in good and evil. It was so weird.
Lol! That is funny! The Satan one is the one that got me! I miss you!
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