a clumsy, costly time

I can't tell you how many kitchen implements that I've broken or irreparably damaged in the past two months or so, but I'll try to list them:

• 2 VitaMix blender jars (one wet container and one dry container), not covered under warranty
  est. cost for replacement: $250-300
• 1 Victorinox chef's knife
  est. cost for replacement: $30
• 1 large stock pot
  est. cost for replacement: $30
• 2-3 glass mixing bowls
• 1-2 ceramic dinner bowl
• 2-3 mason jars