Thanks to this post by Sam, I was reminded of a blog-worthy event (blog-worthy events feel rarer to me these days):
I was in church about a week ago and a lady's cell phone started ringing during the lesson in Relief Society. Very loudly. As if that didn't draw the attention to her enough, she pulled the cell phone out of her bosom.
She was also wearing platform white sneakers. I'm glad that her cell phone rang so that I could note her awesome shoes.
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