Once upon a time I found this tank top bodysuit/onesie, and I was so pleased. It kind of looked like this:
Apparently this is not really a common item of clothing, so I had a hard time finding an appropriate picture when I searched online. But imagine something similar to that hot little red number: a camisole in white with a snap-crotch closure. I loved this thing! I was always having issues with my undershirts coming untucked or riding up or whatever, so it seemed like the perfect solution. An undershirt that would never come untucked!
One day, I was hanging out after school for mock trial, wearing my awesome undershirt onesie, and I went to the bathroom. The thing is, I started getting kind of lazy about snapping it closed when I had to go potty.
You might be able to imagine what happened next. I came back to the classroom we were working in and the back flap was totally hanging out of the skirt I was wearing. My fellow mock trial participant Stephanie Handy (I wonder what Stephanie's up to these days . . . ) informed me of my oversight. She was probably pretty confused, but I appreciate her telling me how weird I looked.
Moral of the story: people who dress themselves should not wear baby clothes.
2 comments:
I love that your posts are always so funny! I love it. I apologize that mine are just long, and long :) Thanks for sharing. I had a super awesome mustard yellow one that was not just a tank top but the actual shirt when I was in elementary school. Back in the day it was hard to snap yourself up so after using the restroom I I always had to ask someone else in there to help me do it! It's okay, other girls asked the same favor of me, or is it okay!??
My mom has a couple of shirts like that. It's always an effort not to mock her--particularly as she will just roll her eyes and ignore me, which isn't a satisfactory response at all.
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