On the left, my pre-hospital exploits.It was my first trip to the ER. How exciting. (Oh, and by the way, I do realize that my zipper is down in this picture. I can't really help it. For some reason, on these pants it WILL NOT stay up. It's broken or something. But I still wear them.)
Yeah. Well, I was attacked by a bear. When I was camping in the dumpster. In Guadalajara.
Oh wait, that's a lie. Really, it was dog. A cute little jack russell terrier that I was being friendly to! Or that's what I thought at least.
Questions? Go ahead.
Um, you must clarify this story! A dog did that? And how did it get to your face? Did it claw you or bite you? Must know! I hope it doesn't hurt too much and that you recover soon!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! i was always a cat person. case in point.
ReplyDeleteOH NO! I'm so sorry! What happened? My father-in-law saw the pictures, and he said he just read that Jack Russell's are on the top 5 list of most vicious dogs. Poor Amanda!!!
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness! Note to self never try to be friendly to a Jack Russell terrier. How are you holding up? My only other question is what are you using to hold the corn to your face?
ReplyDeleteI would have noticed that your zipper was down had you not drawn my attention to it. Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hate how blogger refuses to capitalize names on comments.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love that you strapped the corn to your face! I just got my wisdom teeth out and it does get tiresome to have to hold frozen vegetables to your face all day.
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